Groundhog Day Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's There?
Whistle.
Whistle who?
Whistlepig, another name for Groundhog

Why did the man or woman go to Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on February 2nd?
To participate in the Groundhog Day celebration!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Groundhog.
Groundhog who?
Groundhog Day.
(Wait 1 day)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Groundhog.
Groundhog who?
Groundhog Day.
(Wait 1 day)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Groundhog.
Groundhog who?
Groundhog Day.
(Wait 1 day)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Groundhog.
Groundhog who?
Groundhog Day.
(repeat every day for next 10000 years.)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
One or two!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Groundhog.
Groundhog who?
You don't know what a groundhog is? What a fool.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ned.
Ned who?
Ned. Ryerson! "Needlenose-Ned" "Ned the head" C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Six
Six who?
Six more or less weeks of winter, depending on whether the groundhog sees his shadow or not!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fersom
Fersom who?
Fersommlinge!

Why was the groundhog afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!!!!!!!!!!